uptown real estate

big boobs, area that is nice and safe in contrast to the grime and filth located downtown where a number of unknown diseases flourish

howard: i ain't ever eat pussy in my life but i wouldn't mind going downtown on that broad, she classy
desmond: real talk...she got some nice uptown real estate too, look like million dollar mansions

by bobbycuzin September 3, 2007

uptighty-righty

a very conservative, repressed, judgmental, fundamentalist right-winger

I cannot stand to be around my Uncle Bubba. He is such an uptighty-righty. All he does when I'm around is quote Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and the Bible.

by hmcdesq August 30, 2010

uptoetricilitis

when your big toe sticks up in the air. It is a medical condition which affects many people, specifically teenaged girls. There is no known cure for this disorder. People seem to just be born with this toe syndrome.

Mark: "Did you see that girl with the big toe?"
Samuel: "Yeah, she's got uptoetricilitis, dude."
Mark: "Wow, that's sad."

by trixietricilitis August 23, 2011

uptight

unable to relax and just chill, has panties all up in a twist, walks with a stick up their ass

"When under the influence of the Juana, OB the HOMO is the epitome of uptight. Luckily, chill patrol will respond with the motto of "just chill uptight boy!!!"

by sds May 5, 2004

Kate Upton-Sexual

When you aren't attracted to men or women... Just Kate Upton.

Most people are secretly Kate Upton-Sexual and often lie to themselves and others in order to appear normal.

Barb: Wanna go catch a movie?
Paco: Sure, but don't try any moves on me. I'm Kate Upton-Sexual.

by The Other Paul Rud June 9, 2013

uptown funk

The putrid odor resulting from the combination of feces, vomit, and alcohol that is the result of a hard night of partying in an uptown bar district.

After he was released from the hospital, Robbie threw away his clothing and took a 45 minute shower to remove the smell of the uptown funk from last night's bachelor party.

by The Angry Ogre February 13, 2015

uptowns

new york word for air force ones

yo son i gots to get me a pair of crispy uptowns these i have are fucked up

by rudy February 4, 2005