pack sand up my ass

When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.

At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.

pack sand up my ass by Waxbro May 3, 2016

Jump up my ass 

Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.

Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!

Jump up my ass by VirgilVulpes December 4, 2021

Bananas Up My Ass 

Shoving a Banana, or a long yellow fruit, right up your rectal cavity, like a dildo or a hamster,or a gay man's DICK

"Jerry, I'd like you to shove Bananas Up My Ass"

Bananas Up My Ass by Badworder May 26, 2017

head up my ass 

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you

Today I have my head up my ass about chris

head up my ass by radical female May 21, 2014

Pee up my ass PUMA 

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

Pee up my ass PUMA by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019

fry up my ass 

a guy who is addicted to kfc but eats to much taco bell and likes to hand out fry's and cock

Alissa: can I have a fry
fry up my ass: sure pull it out my ass and eat some cock

fry up my ass by eat my add boiiiiii January 13, 2020

Rats up my ass 

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.

Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"

Rats up my ass by miahh June 6, 2022