Unrequited love

Quite possibley the worst feeling in the world. When you love someone but they don't love you back. It kinda makes you feel like a creepy loser. And you tell yourself that you dont care, you were over with before you began, that this is pointless, but you cant help but think about them. And you know what? Theyre probably a total dickface you screwed you over, but you dont even care. One day in the far-off future you'll wonder why you gave a fuck about such a loser, but for now youre just going to have to hope that either they start to have feelings for you back or just hope and pray that you get over them, neither of which are prolly going to happen.

I'm in unrequited love with Sean, even though we'll never work out cuz we can't get our goddamn timing right. First, we liked eachother but I was going out with his best friend. Then we didnt see eachother for a month. Then we had a huge fight. Then we made up and things were back to normal until HE ASKED OUT ANOTHER GIRL THE NEXT DAY. And now I'm really paranoid he'll read this and think Im a stalker or something.

by J3nnyy December 22, 2008

Unrequited love

The crappiest, most hurtful, painful and confusing thing out there. It's basically when you're in lvoe with someone who will never love you and if your like me, he's your bestfriend and you know everything about him and him to you but it'll never work out because of obliviousness and fear to tell him. If you aren't like me, then the situation may vary to someone whos a total dick to someone who doesnt know you exist to your ex.

Ex: Me "I love him with my entire heart for 2 yrs and hes my bestfriend. Why can't he see I love him?"

friend: "unrequited love, hunny."

by Mel Swirls April 20, 2010

Unrelenting Force

The first shout that is given to someone in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, it is a shout in which the user shouts the enemy on the opposite side of him is blown up to 100 ft but is not killed or harmed mentally or physically. It is also known to mean when a man is shouting loudly into a woman's vagina in which the force is so strong they begin to vibrate and then have a never ending orgasm and then the woman screams so loud that is scares the man to orgasm and scream causing the process to repeat.

I was playing Skyrim and did an Unrelenting Force and then went to my girlfriend and did an Unrelenting Force, I had to go to the doctor to get my ear checked.

by MagicNarwhal January 1, 2012

unrequited love

Unrequited love is like an erection lasting longer than four hours. You're in constant pain, it's incredibly embarrassing because everyone can see it, and it's too *hard* to get any work done or even leave the house.

"Omg, did you see that guy's unrequited love? It's so obvious!"
"Yeah, it's hilarious, why would he do that to himself??"
"I don't know, but he has no one to blame but himself."

by NeoRobot77 March 7, 2017

Unreliable, untestable truth

The embodiment of faith.

Oh, you have faith do you?

The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.

by YAWA October 31, 2017

unrequited

someone you love or are infactuated with who does not feel the same way back.

james is my unrequited, he doesn't love me back.

by ollie March 3, 2004

unrequited

Only the most painful thing a young individual can go through, up to and including shitting out lego.
Unreturned love, for those of you with a less poetic nature!

Person 1: Unrequited love hurts more than shitting out plastic bricks.
Person 2: You've shat plastic bricks? You sick bastard!

by notachav January 21, 2006