unfuckable

A fat black girl that is so grossly overweight nobody would date her, much less have sex with her.

La Toya weighed 550 pounds and was totally unfuckable.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

unfuckable

Something that is so amazing, so perfect, so awesome that you just can't FUCK with it. Nothing in the world beats it, it's the best of its class.(i.e. Unfuckable)

Ex:
man my car is fuckin amazing, it's mid-engined, rear wheel drive, lightweight, has just the right amount of HP to enjoy the sportiness while being very efficient as a daily driver, and of all else is fucking HOT. Not only have i found the best car in terms of performance but the best car in terms of appearances as well. The Toyota MR2 is UNFUCKABLE.

Ex2: yo man that routine i ran on that girl was UNFUCKABLE, it works every time.

Ex3: i pimped that bitch like no otha...unfuckable!

by Chink_soulja March 22, 2007

Unfuckable

Something you can’t mess with

This house is unfuckable

by That’s what’s up July 16, 2019

Unfuckable

word created by official LSC student Tyler. This word means that u are too useless to fuck or saying you are shit and useless or the feeling of disappointment. it also mean u cannot have sex as you are useless.

person 1: Oh no I failed my exam
Person 2: you are a piece of unfuckable, useless dumb shit
person1 : *sobbing*

by unfuckable boi June 3, 2021

Unwankable

Inability to have a wank

Trying to get aroused by the vision of James Corden naked is unwankable

by JohnnyWonder October 15, 2021

Unfuckablewith

To see right through any bullshit lie a woman tells you. To free yourself from future manipulation.

Girlfriend: You look good.
Me: Fuck you
Girlfriend: I was just trying to be nice
Me: You were trying to manipulate me, sadly I am unfuckablewith

by Xavier Cortada November 30, 2021

unclockable

complimentary word used to describe a m2f transexual who's feminine appearance is totally convincing.

she's so unclockable I had no idea she's a tranny

by hirsct July 5, 2009