by Deezntz July 07, 2022
An Unks is a mysterious entity similar the the elusive UNKALUNG and is almost certainly the victim of the politician wannabe uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner, Bigfoot. It can also be a affectionate way or nickname for an UNKALUNG that is a close friend. He is the most Unkish guy you will ever meet and enjoys Monday mornings at your local pub, literally manifesting there where ever it is. He is a great mate and will passionately kill anyone named after a drinking utensil; ie Straw, Straw, or Cup.
Hey, Unks, could you pass that salt
Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?
Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks
Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?
Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks
by UNKALUNG March 29, 2022
“Yo you good to drive my homie?!”
“Yo brah I’m totally wasted let’s juss unk here tonight I can’t drive.”
“Ja feel”
“Yo brah I’m totally wasted let’s juss unk here tonight I can’t drive.”
“Ja feel”
by Jimmy jimbow June 08, 2019
by sortive December 05, 2020
You ukwus are unks
by TheTruth422 September 07, 2021
TheNotoriousUnker is the leader of the unkers
by TheNotoriousUnker September 26, 2022