Unexpected Cream Sniff

The act of a man jerking off into his girlfriends sock, taking it over to her and putting it on her foot and then taking it off and licking it.

“I unexpected cream sniffed Jennifer yesterday. Her parents kicked me out”
“My man”

by SlangForDays October 21, 2020

unexpected thermal event

Engineer doublespeak for "shit caught on fire"

Press 5 had an unexpected thermal event
Translation: shit went sideways and we had to call the fire department.

by Mark Barker June 24, 2021

unexpected lane change

When you are doing your girlfriend from behind and pull it out of her vagina and put it into her ass suddendly.

My girlfriend turned into a bucking bronco when I pulled an unexpected lane change on her.

by DrSmooth June 5, 2005

unexpected titties

When something that unexpected and awesome happen.

"I reached in my pocket and found twenty bucks"
"Nice man, unexpected titties"

by kilomack March 22, 2011

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

by Flash Slash June 24, 2019

unexpected visitor/stranger

An Unexpected Visitor is when you take a poo or shit in the morning (usaly after a late night fast food run) and it smells so bad that you dont recognize it as your own smell. Its as if a stranger or a visitor has used your bathroom prior to you.

Man I ate Jack in the Crack last night and this morning I awoke to an unexpected visitor/stranger .

by Rufus MF Jones September 22, 2006

unexpected item in bagging area

used to say "that girl has a penis" without saying "that girl has a penis".

TikTok: *Shows a video of a girl brushing her teeth*
Comments: Unexpected item in bagging area, you guys!

by Lyrosity April 5, 2023