Underwear growl

funny, clever term for the act of female flatulence.

I just overheard my 4-year old daughter explain to my 6-year old son that girls don't fart, they have underwear growls.

by lpyt2000 November 29, 2012

underwear fetish

When a male doesnt take their underwear off to jerk off because they like feeling something rub against their dick, a pantie fetish is the same but for women.

I have a underwear fetish

by Humanpersonwithnoname123 June 24, 2017

underwear gravy

When a shart fills your shoes you have made a hearty batch of underwear gravy.

As we exited the train my stomach was clearly going to make underwear gravy.

by fartattack May 8, 2020

Underwear Roulette

When it is unclear whether or not you need to poo or fart and you choose to take the chance.

I just hit the chinese buffet and now I'm about to play underwear roulette.

by Dilker October 25, 2014

underwear sex

A slang for masturbating

Awe shit Jimmy is having underwear sex after he seen Loraine's pooper cheeks

by 4306 hapara June 3, 2016

Underwear Belt

1. (noun) When your underwear are worn around your waist as if wearing a belt. Most commonly warn under ones shirt, there's often a trend in the hipster crowd to wear over ones clothing to shame another. Can be a result of putting them on wrong in a hurry, being too drunk to put them on correctly or having the crotch ripped by another individual. Regardless of the reason, it's most often accomplished in a taxi cab on your was to fuck.

Jordan: Wow Justin, what a lovely underwear belt you're wearing.
Justin: Thank! I picked it up on Alvarado St, over the weekend.

2. (verb) The act of partying so hard that you were labeled as the one who wore the underwear belt.

Jeremiah: Hey Justin, what did you do this weekend?
Justin: The boys and I went out and got fucked up.

Jeremiah: Ahh shit, I bet your ass wore the underwear belt didn't you?
Justin: No sir, I was the uBer driver. Big Ed on the other hand wore the shit out of the underwear belt.

The exact location of the first underwear belt sighting is not yet known, however, it's believed to have originated in Monterey, Calif. circa 2016 on a brisk spring night during a full moon. Coincidently the use of describing ones inebriated actions as wearing the "underwear belt" or being the "underwear belt" wearer happened close to if not exactly in the same place within a fortnight of the conceived "underwear belt".

I can't believe Big Ed let that bitch give him the ole underwear belt this weekend. I hope he at least played with those aunt jemima tits and gave here the frosty jim in the 1 and 2.

by JerryWanKenobi May 13, 2016

underwear theory

The theory that almost all guys do not know what color boxers/ briefs they are wearing at any given time unless they
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay

the underwear theory proves boys, when asked what color boxers they are wearing, will say

"uhhhh....does it madder?"

"Hell I don't know!"

by softballlover061 June 22, 2009