Um

The human equivalent of buffering.

I um.. um..

by Pipion June 17, 2018

Um

You don’t just look up “um” on U.D. So you probably looked it up for one of these reasons

1: you have no social life and was bored. 2. You were looking up something highly inappropriate and someone walked in 3. You are really weird 4. You are a boomer and thought this was a real dictionary which it is not 5. You are a alien trying to discover the human life form

by Im a human December 4, 2019

Um

A word used by stupid people. You're even stupider if you type this word .

"Um uh um uuum uhh duh I'm a dumbass um um uh ."

A normal : "Hey man darth vader had a white costume right ?"
A stupid bitch : " um...."
A normal : " shut the fuck up bitch ."

by The guy banging your mom December 3, 2013

um

A profane word that means "vagina" in Kyrgyzstan.

"You are an um!"

"Um!"

"Where is your um?"

by Flocculus October 23, 2007

Um

A word used by people who are unsure of a yes or no answer, however they totally are siding with yes and wouldn't mind if they answered yes, however they use "Um" To create suspense.

Person 1 "Do you want a million dollars?"
Person 2 "Um, I'd have to think about that"

by MajorMusic March 16, 2020

UM

dumb, stupid bich, she / he has a fat ass

omg she is such a UM !!!!! I hate her she is so ugly D:

by snowgurll July 6, 2020

Um...............

Um...............: A word commonly used when your trying to hint that the boss that you're talking about is right behind you

Um...............You're you are supposed to be working now...hint hint

by Thepicklemaster September 26, 2020