U2

Greatest band in the universe? Passionate lyrics??? What the hell have you people been smoking? Bono thinks he's friggin holy or something.

"Yea, yea, yea, yea..." - U2. Real Passionate, no?

by PunkOrNot July 11, 2005

U2

The best band in the world.

The light at the end of the tunnel of obscene, shitty newage rap-punk-pop-mtv douche.

The band plays with a passion for the music and they actually have talent, unlike most of today's artists who care more about the bing-bing and the drugs.

After 20 years, they're still incredibly popular and still damn good. Right up there with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, you can't beat U2.

by Flint October 30, 2003

U2

A self righteous band imported from overseas. now mainly serves as an advertising campaing for the democratic party. oh, need we mention they've long since gone soft. i think maddox called it best.

"As sanctimonious as U2 tries to be, the reason their faces are lit during the commercial isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time U2 had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2000, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard U2 fans, and nobody cares what they think."

-maddox

thepageintheuniverse.com

by daniel August 23, 2005

U2

ohh, yeah. A great band, let me tell you. With a lead singer who lives in fucking goggles, and sticks his ass where it shouldn't even be near. Ex- politics. What the hell does he know about socialism? Has he ever lived in fucking socialisnm? How does he know its better? My parents lived with socialism and trust me, it's like fucking communism! U2 sucks with the same tune exept bono sometimes adds an extra "yeah" to his so called masterpiece, that everyone adores. And also bono's head is the size of Texas. He needs to come down some. Such a stuck up, illiterate bitch who obsseses over third world countries, while not knowing anything about it. And trying to be politic when no one gives a fuck. He should shut his stuck fucking huge mouth and retire already.

me: I hate fucking U2!
die-hard-U2-fan: no way! they rock man! and bono's so politic and so cool!
me: oh yeah dumb ass, especially when he talks about shit he doesn't know fuck about. really cool and politci there!

by Inna March 10, 2005

U2

old man music..plain and simple

no matter how often people may deny it, U2 is one of those bands that your dad listens to to try to trick himslef into thinking he was still young

by musiclovernothippie July 02, 2005

U2

The definition of a shitty band, pure and simple. Two of its members dont have real names, Bono the singer, and The Edge the guiterist. What your parents listen too because they think they are cool, when in fact everytime they play CD you want to step in front of a bus.

Dad: I love listening to U2 we need to play some right now.
Me: Dad U2 sucks!
Stepmom: You just have no musical taste...
Me: Correction you have no musical taste.

by Brotbest June 29, 2009

U2

a very average band that are considred the biggest band in the world. some are under the opinion that they are the best band ever, but obviously haven't heard of the beatles before, which u2 completely rip off anyway.
fronted by a moron who campaigns for everyone to empty their wallets to feed the starving children while shoring up in tax havens and charging hundreds of dollars for concert tickets so people can hear the same 3 songs over and over again, just with different names.

person 1: omg u2 are so awesome!
person 2: meh, they're nothing special. go listen to some alexisonfire.

by bernie petter December 27, 2008