1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
by TheRealMikeTyson June 28, 2011
Get the tysonedmug. An exceedingly hot man. he has the biggest muscles that you will ever see. His 10 - inch dong. this dude will usually be able to get any girl he chooses but will only go with one to stay honest.
by Hard T May 23, 2018
Get the Tysonmug. by dickdickcat October 10, 2016
Get the Tysonmug. (verb) A forceful, awkward, and arrogant conversationalist that doesn't actually want to hear anything you have to say.
by Celeste & Lauren December 2, 2011
Get the Tysonmug. The act of shortening stories usually ending with an upward inflation giving the false sense that it will continue and possibly get better. But instead abruptly ending leaving you hanging or story blue-balled.
by Call me spongebob babe January 19, 2012
Get the Tysoningmug. Tyson is a very sweet kind dumb quite guy he's usually a very nice guy to his friends and especially his girlfriend. He always loves his family and his girlfriend to death. He's not a very confident type of person Tyson's are usually born in around November October or September.
Girlfriend: hey I love my boyfriend Tyson he's so sweet girlfriends friends: damn I are so lucky to be dateing a Tyson Girlfriend: Ikr😘
by Treeeeendaleeeee July 1, 2018
Get the Tysonmug. He is a fine ass nigga and he’s always there for you no matter what. U may get hurt by him a couple of times but u just gotta work wit him. He’s super sexy,,he’s funny asf,, and just a bomb ass nigga.
by Saggybutt June 12, 2019
Get the Tysonmug.