Tyson

The sexiest, most charming human being you'll ever meet. If you have the honor of meeting a person named Tyson, you'd better shoot your shot.

A bonus that comes with a person named Tyson, is that they are born with the gift of talented hips if you know what i mean.

A Tyson's smile is infectious and he is funny without even trying.

Any living organism: "look at those hips MOVE!"

Any other living organism: Yeah he's almost as good as Tyson"

by Bearcat2 May 13, 2018

milk tyson

overweight rapper from boston ma

Milk tyson's new cd came out this week

milk tyson holds the record for most pizza's eaten in a day

milk tyson looks like a chipmunk

by jennaco April 24, 2011

mike tyson

Very funny idiot who likes to stomp on people's testicles and eat children, and sees women as objects.

"I wish some of you guys had children for I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles..."

"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."

by James... September 16, 2006

tyshon

a hot dreamy, popular guy with a big dick. every girl wants to screw him and every guy wants to be him. everyone loves him.

tyshon is so hot!

by chickeneaternista April 29, 2012

Khan Tusion

a really dirty and mysogynistic porn director

khan tusions new movie is fucking gross

by i watch a lot of porn December 4, 2004

50 tyson

a cross bread between 50 cent and Mike Tyson that has autism but makes up for it with his incredible rapping skills

50 tyson has the best lines ive ever heard

by joeTT March 20, 2011

Tyson Ritter

The lead singer/bassist of the band The All-American Rejects. The hottest guy on earth.

birthday: April 24, 1984
home town: Stillwater, OK
g/f: Kim Smith
siblings: Zack (older), Bailey (younger
parents: Tim and Tracy (divorced)

Tyson Ritter is the best thing that ever happened to this world.

by c/z September 18, 2008