Typing Disorder 

Often abbreviated to td, it means that when you type something in a conversation and you spell it slightly wrong. You are not obliged to correct a td simply with a typing disorder with an asterix(*); you have to write td straight away. You are also allowed to acknowledge someone elses typing disorder by writing td after they right it as well.

An STD is a super typing disorder.

Dean:Hey
Sophie:Hye
Sandra: td!
Sophie:i kno ryt, that was such a typing disorder!

Dean: Hello
Sophie: loleh
Sandra: STD!

Typing Disorder by asexian July 1, 2009

typing stutter

When an idiotic person usually a girl adds in extra letters to a word to appear cute or flirty, or simple cannot type.

Her typing stutter was absolutely unbearable, this kid needed to learn how to spell. "Ohhkayyss, seee yuuu nexxtt tiimee bbaby!"

typing stutter by myxchemromance January 18, 2010

typing tourettes 

After typing messages on an instant messenger (such as AOL or AIM)you find yourself typing random words without the intent to acctually send them to your friend. Sometimes you dont even know your doing it.

Hey John how are ya?
(while waiting for a reply)-fuck fuckk assmunchadick bjiusnoubhosoijbno shittyt shitty poo poo(thinks to self:oh god i must have typing tourettes

typing tourettes by JohnGottiSyndrome November 10, 2007

typing tourettes 

When you automatically type something different to what you mean, often resulting in something of comical value.

Person A: Ive got a new puppy
Person B: No fair! I really want to dog.
Person B: *** A dog!
Person B: Arrrrr shit.
Person A: Haha. You have typing tourettes.

typing tourettes by sfsdgsdgsdsf December 7, 2007

typing by ear 

When you're listening to a song on the computer, and you try to type the lyrics but ultimately fail.

Bob is listening to 'Like a g6'

Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
frank132: ...that's wrong.
Bobisawesome: sorry, i hate typing by ear. lemme just send you the song.

typing by ear by thispersonisnotanasiangirl September 4, 2010

Typing Penis 

A male or female that likes to be a douche bag online.

Clee Torice: "Someone just called me fat on Formspring!"
Mike Hunt: "Don't worry about it. It's just another typing penis"

Typing Penis by imaginemyass November 13, 2010

typing quirk 

when somebody alters the way they type, using interesting punctuation, numbers in place of letters or something else unique.

without typing quirk: Hello, I’m Astrid! I hope to make friends with some like minded people on this website and make my profile look all cute >:D

with typing quirk: hell0 , i ‘m astr1d !! i h0pe 02 make fr1ends ‘’ with s0me l1ke m1nded pe0ple on th1s webs1te . . && make . my profile look all . cute !!~ >:D

typing quirk by ilikebunniesalot January 5, 2023