Typitious

Typitious: repeated typos - miss spellings espcially within chat rooms and online discussions when you have typed to fast.
Loosly based on medical diagnoses that end in itious. After repeated typos its said that you have caught typitious.

I am interested in teh habtis of bagders
(I am interested in the habits of badgers)
Robert joined in the discussion everyone was chatting about badgers. But Robert had typed to fast and realised his mistakes but it was to late he had fallen pray to Typitious.

by Elfiepixie March 26, 2009

typical wall bang

1. The Rocket League phrase describing a goal scored by striking the ball off the wall or by jumping from the wall.

2. An FPS phrase used to describe any kill obtained by interacting with a wall.

**Both definitions are often followed by the exclamation “get squeezed on” due to its badassery

P1: How’d you score that goal off the wall?
P2: Yo it’s just a typical wall bang
P1: Get squeezed on

P1: Did you kill that guy by shooting through the wall?
P2: Yo it’s just a TWB
P5: Get squeezed on

by stottytwb April 29, 2019

The Typical Grace Syndrome

The Typical Grace Syndrome is when you are so invested in anything else but reading chat, that when you check again you only read half of it or just read it completely wrong.

"did she even read the message?" no only half thats the Typical Grace Syndrome

by JustALoneGinger May 8, 2021

typing with one hand

1) Actually typing with one hand.

2) Maturbating while using an online chat program.

Can also be: typing one-handed, a one-handed typist, etc

Pat was typing with one hand last night while you were talking to him. I think he might be gay.

by Sarah March 21, 2004

Typing Dyslexia

Noun

The term for a person who severly botches simple written words or sentences using a keyboard or phone. Used as colloquial slang suited for any time this occurs for any person, not a mental disorder of any kind.

Person 1: do yo rwaly thinl thats a giif idea
Person 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Person 1: Sorry, Typing Dyslexia

Person A: teh tim is right
Person B: Are you really using the overplayed 'teh' meme?
Person A: It's just Typing Dyslexia, calm the fuck down

by IQuarent October 24, 2016

TNN- Typical Nigger Nonsense

TNN is an acronym for the expanded, Typical Nigger Nonsense. A phrase used not only for blacks, but also who people that think they are black.

"Why is that kid wearing a pair of red jordans and ripped jeans to a wedding?"
"TNN"
"Whats that?"
"TNN- Typical Nigger Nonsense"
"Hate to see it"

by criguy11 May 30, 2018

Audience typing

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

by RoninRogue July 15, 2010