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Typewritering

The action, at night, of lifting up your head and sweeping your pillow over, with your arm, to an area of lower temperature, much like a typewriter.
-'I couldn't fall asleep last night.'

-'Why?'

-'My pillow was really warm.'

-'Oh, you should try Typewritering.'

*BING*
by CrossProduct October 1, 2010
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Kenosha Typewriter

The technique of drawing letters with your tongue while giving a girl head. The ABCs are commonly used for this technique, however, one may get creative and use words or song lyrics.
She sounded like she was getting bored, then I started up the Kenosha Typewriter on her. She was cumming before I got to F.
by CaseJackal October 25, 2011
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typewriter

Typewriter is the reason behind the least effective keyboard layout ever devised becoming a standard. Also known as QWERTY it is the primary source of fingerjams on a computer keyboard.
by The Magnificent Bloke August 13, 2008
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The Typewriter

A sex move in which the man (or lesbian lover) slaps his/her partner's breast and then tickles the nipple, akin to the motion made when reaching the end of the line on a typewriter. Also known as 'the slap and tickle'
'Yo bro did you crack out the typewriter'
'Yeah she likes it rough'
'Maybe I'll try the keyboard next...'
by LaurelAndHardy April 13, 2014
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typewriter

A sexual position synonymous with the girl on top cowboy position. She has her hands down on the chest or stomach similar to how one would use a typewriter.
Her favorite sex position is the typewriter. She loves being on top.
by Roger Levelle July 26, 2005
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Typewriter Keyboard

When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.

Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.
"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."
by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019
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Typewriter Sex

Sex on a bed but you keep almost falling off the side, so you both have to recenter yourself, but keep somehow ending up back at the edge of the bed.
"Just had typewriter sex with Cal last night, was kind of annoying even though his bed was a king size."
by MsRibb February 19, 2022
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