twat twiddler

Another term for a lesbian.

I reckon shes a right twat twiddler.

by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007

twiddlefuck

1)severe intercourse.
1a)as to fuck someone while twilding the fingers; also known as slickery twiddlefuck, when it becomes slippery and
2)also used as an insult.

1) severe intercourse
1a) such as "man when she fucked me, she did that twiddle thing.. twiddlefucking is BOMB!"
2) such as "you stupid slickery, twiddlefuck, fucknugget, SUCK IT LIKE YOU DO AT LIFE!

by Elle McKinley April 30, 2008

Twiddley fish

A triddley fish is a small fish, obviously, that follows the scent of arses and swims up them and spikes itself in 'there' (points), much like the dreaded spindly fish of the amazon that swims up your pee pee! this has led to it being called a 'gayer' fish which it isn't. beware of the twiddle twiddle noise it makes while attempting to spike you!

A) ive had to go to the doctor to get the twiddley fish removed from my 'bum bum'. it very painful....why does it only like arses anyway?

B) if your not careful ill put a twiddley in your bath! whats a twiddley? exactley

by LORDSHIP April 20, 2009

Lucky tuddle

A sexual maneuver involving two human partners and a dog. While the couple is engaged in coitus, the dog licks the top partners anus.

Patrick received a Lucky tuddle last night, with a furious snouting from his girlfriends mutt.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

Dirty Twiddle

Where you hang from your penis like in the movie mission impossible and steal cum from a girls pussy

That girl was crazy last night I pulled a dirty Twiddle

by Pipelord March 19, 2022

twoddle

load of old rubbish as in a book or programme

that film was a load of old twoddle

by Deborah Beeston September 5, 2006

Twat Twaddler

1) Any loud-mouthed liberal female politician.

2) Any loud-mouthed feminist, or their self loathing male counterparts.

3) Any loud-mouthed lesbian.

4) Any loud-mouthed all of the above.

Hillary Clinton is such a stupid fucking twat twaddler.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011