two-for

The opportunity to receive the value of two, for the price, effort or quantity of one.

Person 1: "Hey bruz, throw this glass bottle at that noob over there....you wouldn't."

Person 2: *under peer pressure* "I would too!"

*Person 2 throws bottle* *bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a passing cyclist*

Person 1: "HAHAHA, you got a two-for!"

*Person 2 is nowhere in sight*

-

Person 1: "Well, I was with this girl, and all I can say, is she had a two-for." *suggestive wink*

*Person 2 backs away*

by flippy00 & HonsyB May 15, 2010

Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.

Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

by baggers October 6, 2017

Twofer

A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.

-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"

by superrandomperson March 1, 2011

twowords

An sorry excuse to get a definition on Urban Dictionary by defining two words to make a definition.

Eddie: Shitfuck.

Karren: twowords

Eddie: Fuck off ho.

by ChioBam March 11, 2009

twofer

When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.

Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.

by denim420 January 13, 2010

Two For Twenty

The offering of two small rocks of crack cocaine for twenty dollars.

"Hey brotha, two for twenty, two 'fo twenty"

by DaveCo December 9, 2008

twofur

Two for one. Two for one deal. Two for the price of one. Killing two birds with one stone.

I contacted the story teller and he will be coming on Tuesday for the office meeting. He also wants to come on Wednesday for an open invitation story hour in addition to Tuesday. We got a twofur.

by JennyAnyDots1313 December 14, 2011