Dick Twiddling

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

by Besenji March 15, 2009

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thizzingle

four main deffs. but it can mean near anything.
1) tingling sensation
2) anything totally awesome
3) sex
4) an explicit makeout teqnique LMAO
i dont wanna explain lol...
its a noun, its an adjective, its a pronoun, its everything!
its anything you want it to be!
like a combination of thizz and tingle

"damn, you make me THiZZiNGLE!"
"awhh man that party was THiZZiNGLiNG!"
"omg, he totally THiZZiNGLED her last night."
"he used the THiZZiNGLE on me...."

by vivian00000 August 26, 2007

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twirling

Twittering IRL (in real life). Status updates and announcements made in real life interactions (e.g., in person or over the phone), but delivered in the style of a third person twitter, facebook status, etc.

Example #1 (Sitting in the same room):
Tam: Tam is going to the gym.
Dan: Thanks for twirling.

Example #2 (Standing in the kitchen together):
Dan: Dan just finished his coffee.
Dan: Dan is making more coffee.
Dan: Dan's out of sugar, ack!
Tam: Stop twirling!

Example #3 (Dan calls Matt):
Matt answers.
Dan: Dan is driving to the store to get coffee.
Dan hangs up.
Matt: wtf?

by gkarma December 9, 2008

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