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Twittard 

Dumbasses that say things similar to this: gUnS ArE BaD! eWw iS ThAt a gAs cAr?? oH My gOd! YoU DiDnT CaLl mE By mY NeOpRoNoUnS!! Im zIm/zEm nOt sHe/hEr!!! Im tElLiNg tHe cEo oF TwItTeR!
Person 1: "wHaT Do yOu mEaN YoU SuPpOrT GuNs?! tHeY KiLl pEoPlE!!! rEsPeCt mY NeOpRoNoUnS!!"
Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TOUCH SOME GRASS YOU TWITTARD!"
Twittard by Glue dude March 13, 2022
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A person who behaves as if retarded because of a lack of oxigen to the brain from reading crappy vampire novel.
Omg Look at all the Twilitards in Borders. or

Look at that twilitard reading that shit
Twilitard by Kuriinaa October 16, 2009
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twattard 

Synonymous with cunttard and fucktard. This is when you are dealing with a seriously pea-brained twat.
The silly high school dropout, Alicia, is a real twattard.
twattard by Maria June 20, 2004
A term used for completely obsessed Twilight fans.
"I just got attacked by a twitard 'cause I said I hated Twilight..."
twitard by Tubz1995 January 23, 2010

Twittard 

Mentally disabled retards from Twitter. They spend all their time on Twitter looking for problems in things that aren't problematic or problems in fiction while totally ignoring the actual real world issues as if they don't exist. They pretend as if they are allowed to speak for other people especially people that are of a difference race to them. They like to project their twisted mentalities onto other people as if everyone's the same as them and ignore everyone who calls them out. They hate men and like to virtue signal at everyone and everything. They practice cancel culture and are the ultimate form of culture. They also have zero sense of humor. There's very little difference between a twittard and a SJW.
Those twittards are at it again, canceling stuff.
Oh no, which fictional character are those twittards canceling again.
Twittard by PomuHub September 7, 2021
The most ungodly creature to roam the Earth. Tiwtards think the best book ever is Twilight (Craplight) because of this they obsess over it. Twitards tend to to stupid things like wear Twilight T-shirts, purses, and basically anything else that can be Twitardified. They also make retarded Flairs on Facebook ( Pieces of Flair, an application.) saying retarded things like "Who needs Dracula when you have Edward Cullen?" (I do) and " Real Men Sparkle" and "Jacob Black: another reason to love dogs". Personally they make me sick. Once I saw a Twitard in an ice cream shop. It was all I could do to not smack her in the face with a lead pipe.
Biggest Twitard:
Stephenie Meyer

Twitards are so Twitarded that they believe someone is a vampire when they fucking sparkle. Vampires don't sparkle.
Twitard by twilight sucks ass August 26, 2010
1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.
Tony Blair is a useless twastard.
twastard by Dibber April 11, 2005