Thigh Highs

The clothing that unites the radical left and right

Rad right wing: shut up libtard
Rad left wing: You kill yourself you racist. I bet you don't even wear thigh highs
Rad right wing: I do wear thigh highs
Rad left wing: Maybe we can be friends after all

by Tobyvenom April 4, 2023

thighsqueezer

A woman who squeezes her thighs together, stimulating her clit, in order to reach an orgasmic state.

" my thighsqueezer girl friend covered my face with her juices, after she worked herself up by thighsqueezing her clit."

by j09h February 21, 2010

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.

The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!

by macrent2 July 31, 2009

thighsterbating

The action of skillfully masturbating with your thighs, allowing you to masturbate in public areas.

I like to thighsterbate in the subway.
I thighsterbate in school and no one notices.
Earlier today in class, I began to thighsterbate while learning about the female anatomy.
I got sent to the office today because I made a mess while thighsterbating during class.

by someoneelsetookmyname October 21, 2015

Thighpads

A wad of money in your pocket posing as a protection source for your thighs. mostly used in hip hop rap songs.

Tron- “I got these thighpads for my protection on this lick”

Stan- “Man you got to much money”

by steezbaby February 25, 2022

Thicc Thighs

A common way for Women to Mind-Control men into fucking them, Usually from rubbing against a man's Thighs or simply sitting so closely you can see she giving him the "Wassup" Motions.

"She used her Thicc Thighs against me last night, I could not resist."

by Robert Bumaro March 23, 2019

thigh slapper

An extremely long penis that slaps the thighs when doing anything naked

I went skinny dippin the other night with a bunch of hot chicks until Jeff jumped in with his big thigh slapper and took home all the pussy!

by pipelayer24 June 1, 2013