Twerp

A Short annoying person. Usually a younger person.

Dude, your little sister is a twerp!
AKA Mitra Yosri

by Conraken April 14, 2009

twerps

Plural of twerp, an annoying little person.

Watch where you're goin' you twerps!

by Delphii February 26, 2011

twerky

that one enemy from miitopia (a great game) that NITENDO THOUGHT WAS OK TO PUT IN A KIDS GAME WTF THIS TERKY HAS A BIG BEHIND SOMEONE CALL THE FBI FOR (im not going to say it)

twerky if you did very inappropriate stuff when you saw him..... G E T H E L P

by someone else thats not u February 10, 2021

Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Thanksgiving Day Twerky

Using a raw turkey as a seductive dance partner. Twerking and giving thanks

Bobby couldn't find a date , so he resorted to alone time with a Thanksgiving Day Twerky. It was foul smelling.

by happytree555 September 2, 2013

twerky bum chunder

When you twerk at such a velocity a turd rolls out

Woah did you see that girl she totally just twerky bum chundered

by Fastplood September 27, 2015

twerp

According to Kurt Vonnegut, a twerp is a guy who:

(1) sticks a set of false teeth up his butt and bites the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (Not to be confused with a "snarf");
(2) hasn't read either Ambrose Bierce's "Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" or Alexis de Tocqueville's "Democracy in America".

"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

"And I consider anybody a twerp who hasn't read the greatest American short story, which is "Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge", by Ambrose Bierce. . . . It is a flawless example of American genius, like "Sophisticated Lady" by Duke Ellington or the Franklin stove.

"I consider anybody a twerp who hasn't read "Democracy in America" by Alexis de Tocqueville. There can never be a better book than that one on the strengths and vulnerabilities inherent in our form of government."

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".

by Dinkum August 13, 2013