cork tweed

A sexual technique in which the penis is forcibly flicked out from the vagina. The process begins as a standard doggy style. The male then rotates horizontally so he is facing away from the female's head, straddling her hips with his legs. Finally, the male leans backswards until the torque forces the bent penis out of the vagina.

Mary loves it when a guy does a cork tweed with her.

by Mr. Komodo April 20, 2006

Boss Tweed

Boss Tweed, a prominent figure of political corruption, was well-known for his scandalous eating habits. At meals, Tweed would measure out exactly three inches from his stomach to the edge of the table. As soon as his stomach touched the table, he knew it was time to stop eating.

Dude, I'm so hungry. I'm gonna eat this meal Boss Tweed style!

by brigonthehezeki April 20, 2009

tweedle dee and tweedle dum

Two assholes that hang out with each other, their personalities usually bring out the worst in each other and occasionally they think they are hilarious together.

Oh my, there go tweedle dee and tweedle dum again, I could kill em both... but how do they get the ladies?

by the great educator February 5, 2013

cork tweed

A dangerous sexual technique in which a male forcibly flicks his penis out of a female's vagina. This is typically done by the male rotating during intercourse so that the male and female face opposite directions (without discontinuing penetration), and leaning backwards toward the female, causing intense G-spot stimulation. However, this technique has a significantly high risk of damaging the male's genitalia.

Jim: Yo... I heard Rob almost lost his dick tryin' to cork tweed some chick...
Alex: Hahahahahaha!

by Kathrynne May 13, 2006

Tweed River Rubber

Using a placenta as a condom

Person 1: Do you have protection?
Person 2: You just gave birth right?
Person 1: Yeah, why?
Person 2: Lets do a tweed river rubber

by gloplord August 9, 2023

tweedurr

A stupid, obvious, or unnecessary tweet made on Twitter that makes the follower/recipient roll their eyes and say "duh" or 'durr"; a waste of a follower's time; a lame tweet.

Casey: Lindsay just sent me a tweedurr, "I can't believe it's Monday already!"

Sam: Duh.

Casey: Yeah, I just wasted three seconds of my life reading it. Lame!

by AverageJoeMama April 20, 2009

Triangle Terd Cutter

When an old lady/man has a flat ass shaped like an upside down triangle.

Check out that chicks triangle terd cutter.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers March 11, 2010