n.
1. an eleven day drug binge starting on a friday afternoon, and ending the week after the following monday when you are being resucitated in the emergency room and realize that if you survive you've probably been fired, lost your car, and will be evicted.
2. a 3 day computer overclocking binge starting on a friday afternoon and ending the following monday just before lunch when you realize that your video game addiction might just cost you your new promotion.
1. an eleven day drug binge starting on a friday afternoon, and ending the week after the following monday when you are being resucitated in the emergency room and realize that if you survive you've probably been fired, lost your car, and will be evicted.
2. a 3 day computer overclocking binge starting on a friday afternoon and ending the following monday just before lunch when you realize that your video game addiction might just cost you your new promotion.
Bob with crystal meth in his pocket, and Joe with the new AMD Athlon-64 in his pocket passed in the hall and wished each other a happy tweekend.
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
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by msstatedawg October 3, 2011
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tweezers • tweeze • Tweezee • tweezerman • Tweezer Pleaser • tweeze off • Tweeze Piece • Tweezed • tweezel • Tweezepop
Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.
by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009
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by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011
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Get the tweeker mug.The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.
"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."
"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"
*laughs all around, roll credits*
"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"
*laughs all around, roll credits*
by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009
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Origin: Mid-NY
Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008
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