twiddledick

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

tweedle dum and tweedle dee

tweedle dum and tweedle dee are Two complete idiots who suck ( mostly at double tennis )
a pair of identical twins who are stupid and clumsy but are humorous for people who like stupidity

Dum: Throw me the tennis ball

DEE THROWS THE TENNIS BALL AND IT CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO DUM
Dum: Nice throw
THIS AN EXAMPLE OF STUPIDITY ( STUPIDITY = TWEEDLE DUM AND TWEEDLE DEE

by DJKHFZ; March 15, 2017

The Twiddler

When you stick two fingers up a girls ass and move them around like you're digging for buried treasure.

"I gave her the twiddler and got poop on my fingers!"

by Big Giant Clams October 18, 2008

munge twaddler

Someone who performs the re-writing of some coding routine.

Also, general derogatory term for anyone, for any reason.

"I just spacked a whole bunch of data just then"
"Ooh, you're such a munge twaddler!"

Or

"Why me? WHY ME?"
"That's 'cos you're a munge twaddler"

by rymix June 25, 2004

twiddle

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003

Twiddle

An insult that carries no specific definition.

The word is a near combination of the words,

Douche,

Twat,

Diddle,

Ninny, and

Lusre.

A few of these words dont even share similar structure as twiddle, though they share similar meaning.
Of course urban dictionary will not show accurate depictions of these words, so assume most of them are similar to just being a little bitch.

Common traits consist of, stupidity, pacifism, apathy, lameness, boring, pessimism, and pansyness.

Use twiddle at your own likely leisure and be assured its a pointless insult thats useful in a way that it's new and not yet institutionalized.

Julien: Hey dude.. that girl I boned last night was super loose! you should have seen it..

Ralph: Well, I just read in girl cosmo that woman's vaginas only expand from birth... So, you have a small penis.

Julien: Are you joking? you know how I know your a gay twiddle? You read girl cosmo...

by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 29, 2009

twiddler

One who smokes marijuana. Also know as a "pot head".

I just bough an ounce of purple kush last week and already smoked it all.

Damn man, you are turning into a huge twiddler.

by Twiddler7 February 22, 2011