TWAT

A soft place for guy to stick there penis & fingers or a girl to stick her fingers otherwise known as a pussy or vagina.

Chad : Oh baby why don't you spread that TWAT so I can pleasure you with my creamy cum!
Kiersten : Wow I just love your cum it makes me feel all warm & gooey inside!
Chad : And I love the feel of your TWAT wrapped around my cock!
Kiersten : Damn I so wet!

by SlopNChop January 28, 2017

twat

1) Slang term for the female vagina.
2) An inept person.
3) ne 1 who spelz lk dis. r u 1??? u no who u r.

Is it in your twat yet? That's your taint?
Look at that silly twat.
r ne u twats on aol 2?

by Wigga May 9, 2003

Twat

1. Female genitalia.
2. An offensive name.
3.A silly Welsh ginger cunt.

I'd like to see her twat.

You fucking twat.

Oi you squirrelly twat.

by pissflap mcgee June 8, 2013

twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

twatted

Hit extremely hard / Beat up

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

by CiCi May 13, 2005

twat

1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"

by cripple July 30, 2004

twat

A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

by Tumadre le gusta el pene July 8, 2009