twatola

term used to describe a severe case of being a wimp or pussy

Look at him running home to his girlfriend after she called looking, he's beyond being a pussy....what a twatola!

by MikeAlf March 10, 2010

twatso

A woman who is extremely obese.

At the beach I saw a lot of fat girls, and a lot of obese women. One of the women was a real twatso. She must have weighed 350 pounds.

by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011

cat 5 tatoo

The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.

That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!

by Big Lester Free July 7, 2011

Twatois

Derived from the Guernsey dialect Patois,Twatois is the slang/swear sister language.

Originated and developed in 2005 by members of the Guernsey local music scene includes such words as chont and phrases like comedy bellend.

"Alright ya chont" - Twatois for cunt

"Allo Cunty!" typical Twatois greeting

by Rhi303 October 5, 2005

twatpocket

A variant of twat used as a insult against one who is being particularly annoying or prick-like.

Person 1: How's your room mate?
Person 2: Argh! The smarmy little twatpocket never shuts the fuck up!

by 12916studios December 7, 2007

TATOO TEAR

An ink fluid mark of a teardrop located under the eye, usually used to signify a commited murder. The teardrop is also used to display endless sorrow, such as the loss of a close friend, or life sentence in prison.

I earned my tatoo tear by poppin' that fuckin snitch.

by J. THOMPSON July 9, 2006

twatnoodle

a term chi uses to describe people who are indescribably stupid.

that twatnoodle can internet better than you.

by Sinislove August 1, 2014