Twatcher

Someone who is on twitter following a whole lot of people. Never tweets anything but watching watever body else is saying cause they dont have no life.

If you twatchin, this tweet is for you twatcher!

by Dezjae05 September 8, 2010

Twatchos

When you go down on a Mexican girl and you suddenly realize the someone blew their load in her just a few hour ago.

I went down on this chick and found out I was eating twatchos

by Dr. Phil McKrackin June 19, 2013

Twach

A ludicrous frisbee throw where the thrower exemplifies "twitching" through the release, much like a velocirapter would throw a frisbee.

If a player is being guarded in frisbee, he can simply twach the frisbee and get out of any defensive struggle.

by coppertop272 September 3, 2013

Twatch

A female's internal menstrual clock; specifically relating to a man soliciting sex.

Captain BlueBalls: "Hey honey, what time does your twatch say?"
She-Bitch the Emasculator: "No go babe, Alabama's playing in town this weekend."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

twatcholism

When you become physically sick after going down on a girl.

"Dude, last night I went down on Carly, and I think I got a serious case of twatcholism."

by jeromius October 26, 2008

twatch

adj; a very funny cool person to hang out with. Could be described as good looking and sexist. It is only rumored there are only a handful still in existence

Women always love making sammiches for twatches, as they are very deserving.

by PALS123 September 11, 2010

Twerch

The ability to twerk while stretching.

I twerch in front of my boyfriend every morning.

by Naptown Chick March 26, 2017