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Twating

A person who has nothing useful to do or say thus talking about their every action on Twitter.
Emily: JUST WOKE UP OMG!!! 7:31 a.m.

Emily: BROTHER IS USING MY FLIPPING SHOWER!!!! 7:33 a.m.

Emily: NO CEREAL!!! FML 7:40 a.m.

Emily: CANT FIND MY CUTE TANK-TOP!!!!!! 7:46 a.m.

Emily's Brother: sis is Twating again... dumb ****
by Stoner13 January 30, 2012
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Twinting

When friends have a similar look or appearance but not so similar to be considered actually "twinning"; Usually refers to people with similarities in personality but different skin tones
Girl 1 and Girl 2 are both real funny girls and pretty cute. But Girl 1 is a Filipino and Girl 2 is an African-American. They are twinting!
by Banana-RAMA August 30, 2016
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twatting out

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.
Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"
by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 9, 2017
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twanking

like wanking, but for dudes with a serious lisp
that dude is such such a virgin, he's always twanking
-your friend who has a lisp and is also a bitch
by probsurmom March 13, 2019
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Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
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mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.
Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.
by datstudentlife June 23, 2015
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naughty neighbour twatting stick

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.
mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick
by mooji September 30, 2007
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