twanking

like wanking, but for dudes with a serious lisp

that dude is such such a virgin, he's always twanking
-your friend who has a lisp and is also a bitch

by probsurmom March 13, 2019

twank

a man named derek ray

derek ray is a little twank

by dylan penis May 16, 2021

Twank

any derogitory or insult to the male sexuality in general

Michael is the biggest twank on earth

by Joesephina September 03, 2006

TWANK

Pulling ones own self while conversing on twitter. Combination of the words wank and tweet. Often referred to as a twanker.

Just finished doing 5,000 sit-ups and now contemplating a run along the beach. (this is a tweet but obviously a very big wank and hence a twank)

by WordPirate September 01, 2010

Twank

An individual who is both a "Twat" and a "Skank".

Man, Hillary Clinton is such a Twank.

by Rogeee June 19, 2019

twank

tween skanks

young slutty girls not quite of teenage age

person 1 - "isn't that girl a little young to be dressed like that?"

person 2 - "wow what a twank"

by bellac143 July 11, 2014

Twank

A combination of Twat and Wanker.

"Dude you Twank"
"What a Twanker"

by LOLman xD September 03, 2009