twaffler

Someone who smells like a waffle twat. Such as Scottie Phillips or Damon Phillips.

Scottie and damon are such twafflers.

by bitchbitch31 December 31, 2016

twafflette house

A place where girls named jasmine go to complain about how bad there tired.

Jasmine go back to the twafflette house your being annoying

by Garvalicious September 1, 2019

Twafflegasm

A collective of useless management types, joined ass to mouth in the form a human hadron collider, where bullshit from one manager is swallowed whole by the next, only to be shat out with increasing speed and stupidity to the next until it reaches the "Speed of Shite". The manager's are now it a perpetual state of Twafflegasm. A nirvana like state lies and deceit are the only truth, and where logic and integrity are discounted as the language of the minions

My dear fellow, twafflegasm appears to be radiant amongst these chumps

by It is what it was May 30, 2021

TwaffleCunt

Someone similar to the movie “single white female” an obsessive type that’s just so annoying and has nothing but misery to share and seeks attention from every man on earth

Moni is so miserable with life she acts like A twafflecunt 95% of the time so no one can be around her.

by Chingona lol July 12, 2022

twuffle

A fight between two or more people on twitter. Most commonly with one side suffering a severe mental issue causing said twuffle in the first place.

Consisting of, but not limited to; fight, battle, tussle, scuffle, war.

I'm in a twuffle with Audi's marketing team over Twitter best practices. It's terribly one-sided.

by TwuffleMaster May 17, 2011

twaffling

The act of telling for twatwaffles.

I'm out twaffling.

by blakwulf March 11, 2014

taffled

Extremely tangled and entwined with something

e.g my shoelace is taffled in my bike chain or my hair bobble is taffled in my hair.

by Supersmoses May 24, 2018