twaddle

Posting narcissistic pointless forum topics aimed at getting attention and pointless responses to garner reaction by announcing unexpected and blasphemous acts.

Deej twaddled on the forums that he was going to drop his homies.

by ManInBigWhiteHat June 23, 2010

twaddles

a mysterious female medical condition. women with the twaddles have a tiny ballsack attached to their anus, and sometimes appear to have labia extending into their assholes.

brah, i was making out with this chick, and she stopped me and told me she had the twaddles and asked if i still wanted to hook up. i was like fuck that shit, bitch, and i walked out. alpha as fuck.

by AnonymousLovesJustinBieber August 6, 2010

Twaddle

An integral part of the walk of shame, its a certain modification in the gait of someone who has been engaged in copious, and needlessly rough, copulation.

I think Erica is walking funny,
Yeah thats just a twaddle from a long weekend.

by Brendan McW February 9, 2008

Douche Twaddle

The act of being a total asshole or douche to someones friends and or important family member.

Cameron is being a total douche twaddle to her friends! What a terrible boyfriend.

He is such a douche twaddle.

by Asain Kid Rosenman December 20, 2010

Twaddle

V. To make a noise with your mouth by simultaneously humming and vibrating your tongue. (Breathing out, tongue moves up and down very fast, therefore vibrating.) This noise can be higher or lower in pitch, and sometimes sounds like a purr, or growl.

"Did you hear that purring noise?"
"Yeah, I think it was a Twaddle."

by euphoriavenue February 3, 2010

nut twaddler

one who twaddles nuts. derogatory.

by Rev. Sprice July 21, 2003

twiddlediddledidoodiddling

The process of going trough all the numerous insignificant boring annoying repetitive small preliminary tasks before you are set up to do a real meaningful interesting useful intended task.

twiddlediddledidoodiddling = fining a plug for your laptop, finding a free table, unpacking your laptop, setting up, booting up, logging on, trying to find what's wrong with the network, configuring your software, doing your system update, checking your email or facebook, moving to another table because there is a weirdo sitting beside you, renewing your library books online, checking your voicemail, ... packing your laptop, ...

by kephalopod August 11, 2010