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One-Tusked Walrus

A sexual act in which a man shoves his penis through a fish and then has sex with a woman (or whatever) till he cums about sad fish
Dude i totes One-Tusked Walrus-ed her on the iceberg
by wienerton mcguyver April 28, 2010
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Tuskegee Puppet Show

when one male inadvertantly catches another male jacking off he has been given a "Tuskegee Puppet Show". This move can also be construed as an offensive tactic by a male a la an armadillo to shock an impending practical joke and subvert it.
"I was getting ready to toss a firecracker into Strouse's shower but he saw me sneaking up his steps and set me up with a Tuskegee Puppet Show."
by Chunky Lou May 7, 2008
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tusker

Man, this bar's full of tuskers
by G March 4, 2003
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Tussel

An Irish Jew.

origin: out of the two-one-fif
The tussel used so much febreeze you couldn't see three inches from your nose.
by growler April 11, 2005
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Tuskerkittles

Almost exactly the same as a "Kodak moment," but always focuses on a time when something terrible has happened to somebody, and you think it's funny. Usually said loudly and joyously, and while pointing at the one suffering.

When describing it as a "Kodak moment," you must drop the 's'; making it a "Tuskerkittle moment."
Ork: (crying) "Guys... my mom died..."
Yarni and co.: (laughing and pointing at her) "Tuskerkittles!!!"
Ork: (bawling) "What?!? Guys, my mom just died! What are you talking about?"
Yarni and co.: (laughing harder) "hahahahaha!!"
by Yarni Whitykis May 16, 2006
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Tusker

In the animal kingdom, and older, mature Dominant and sexually desirable male elephant, typically a loner, sought out by young female with mating instincts for breeding .

In human terms, similarly, an older dominant mature & experienced male, typical over 60 years of age, with a high sex drive, being sexually active, actively participating in BDSM, typically having a harem of up to 10 sexually exclusive STD tested fertile & fluid bonding Submissive single females between 19 and 25 years of age.

The tusker is not committed to any one female, often divorced, essentially single, has fathered several children with different females and continues to do so, with a preference for fluid bonding sex with single females under 30 and females under 45 in the committed relationship.
The cuckold’s young wife had tested negative for STD’s, having fallen in love with her chosen tusker she had stopped taking contraception, she insisted her husband watch her enjoying unprotected sex with the tusker.
by Tiger-eye June 25, 2020
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Tusken

Scaly from liverpool area. Screachs like a sandperson wearing standardised uniform (rockport, trackies, crocidiles)
The Tuskens are out tonight. You'll we must be cautious.
by ChadMaxuimum August 24, 2002
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