Tuscaloosa Twosome 

Wheelbarrow style sex initiated with any girl lying face-down in the mud.

I had a great tuscaloosa twosome with some freshman I found lying in the mud last night.

Did you see Rachel when she came home last night? She was all covered in mud. I guess it was David's birthday. Must have been a good tuscaloosa twosome.

Tuscaloosa Twosome by Herpecin L May 5, 2011

Tuscaloosa Landslide 

When two people are having sex in the 69 position and one defecates on the others face on accident due to diarrhea, creating a Tuscaloosa Landslide

"Hey Jim remember when Rebecca gave you a Tuscaloosa Landslide in college?"

Tuscaloosa Landslide by SheLuvvsDev October 23, 2022

Tuscaloosa Chili Dog

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and she pukes in her hands, then puts that puke in her pocket, and finishes the job without the guy ever noticing.

Dude I woke up with vomit all over my dick, she must have ate a Tuscaloosa chili dog last night.

Tuscaloosa Chili Dog by T-Town1234 May 15, 2023

Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under 

When one ties a rope to the left leg, ties it to the highest limb of a tree, hangs upside down from a tree, and inserts their penis into their anus

They found old Georgie hanging from his oak tree doing the old Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under. The neighbors could not believe he was so well endowed!

Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under by Gary Hamhorn March 20, 2010

Tuscaloosa Dumpling

The perverse sexual act of defecating in your partners mouth.

Crapping in your girls mouth as a sexual act called a Tuscaloosa Dumpling.

Tuscaloosa Dumpling by Bender B R February 12, 2009

Tuscaloosa Titty Twister 

Attach car jumper clamps to a woman's nipples then proceed to fuck her anally doggy-style. As you climax, reach around and grab the clamps and twist her nipples with in a strenuous manner, while screaming, "ROLL DAMN TIDE."

Bro, my girlfriend broke up with me last night after I ripped off her nipples when we tried the Tuscaloosa Titty Twister.

Tuscaloosa Titty Twister by TittyTwister69 January 13, 2016

Tuscaloosa one two

To fuck your daughter

Gave her the ole tuscaloosa one two

Tuscaloosa one two by grapist1 March 12, 2019