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turtleface

The nickname of the character Bizarro Quinn on the show "Sealab 2021", as given to him by Captain Murphy. Sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. Tends to say the word "Bizarro!" a lot.
by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005
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turtledick

When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.

Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming
I just went for a swim, and I got a mean case of turtledick (or turtlecock, tortoise-shlong)
by ppadru1 February 13, 2009
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turtlenecking

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out
Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!
by Chri$$un October 8, 2008
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Turtleneck

A word used to describe an uncircumsized penis.
"Somebody's wearing a turtleneck."
by Rachaelmalice April 11, 2010
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turtlefuck

A fuck done in the style of a turtle. Meaning in a shell.
A turtlefuck is a little-known sex position that is slightly more complicated than most. It requires that both participants wear turtleshells large enough to place themselves in (this usually means a fake or synthetic turleshell). The actually sex must be done almost doggystyle but with the shells on, and VERY slowly. This cannot be stressed enough as any rapid movement in the turtlefuck will make it unsuccessful. And green paint may be needed in some very VERY special circumstances. Also, there must be a song about turtles, a cartoon featuring turtles, or a large poster with a turtle on it. Or, in ideal situations for a turtlefuck, there may be as many as 500 live turtles in the immediate vicinity of the turtlefuck(s).
A common misconception about the turtlefuck is that it does not alter the birth of children. A good example is how most people believe the Teenage Ninja Turtles to be the result of some crazy radioactive shit and turtles. The truth of the matter is that the Teenage Ninja Turtles are the result of a highly successfull turltefuck between Chuck Norris and Wonderwoman.
Turtlefuck is also sometimes a term used to a person. see the example 1.
1-Dude, you are a turtlefuck.
2-He/She is down for a good ol' turtlefuck.
3-Hey baby, i got the shells, time for a TURLTEFUCK!
by C. Bond June 9, 2007
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turtle back

when a man cums while laying down and his legs and arms spaz out of control
Trevor did a turtle back after having sex with the transvestite for the sixth time.

Trevor did a turtle back after five seconds of sex.

Casey did a turtle back on Trevor's mom.
by BigMAC86 June 12, 2008
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turtlenecker

A turtlenecker is an individual who purposefully looks at another's genitals in a public restroom.
Stop looking at my dick, you dirty old turtlenecker!
by KungFooBar November 13, 2011
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