Turdle head

It’s like the highest peak of a mountain, but in turd form. When you are about to shit yourself because the turd is so close to coming out.

Bro, I have a massive turdle head!

by Fartmaster101 June 9, 2018

Trundlebuck

Choosing to avoid highways and freeways during vehicular travel.

Roger heard about a huge accident on the interstate, so he decided to trundlebuck from Cincinnati to Cleveland.

by Roger Fordgeist October 26, 2019

Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017

MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018

Turdlet

a small piece of poop!

you are such a turdlet!

by Carrie Gale May 10, 2011

turdlette

A feminine turd. Similar to bitch.

"Jill is such a turdlette! Did you hear what she said about my dress?"

by W K December 13, 2007

lee trundle

having soccer am up your anus

'you are great'

by keith January 28, 2004