turing-complete

A programming language or programmable device that has the computational power equivalent to a Turing Machine.
A programmable device or programming language that is turing-complete can perform any calculation that any other programmable device or programming language is able to.

Nerd1: Leeroy is such a moron.
Nerd2: Yeah, hes not even turing-complete.
Both: Hehehe *snort*

by vaxt February 1, 2006

few-ture

used in the context of party-lovers, rockers and all who embrace living it up in acknowledging that owing to your fast-paced lifestyle you probably won't be too many left breathing in about 5 years i.e. you'll be dead.

Robin:Dude you heard?Jim and Kenny drank 2 bottles of bacardi alone, got stoned on ten blunts, and later drove their dad's Camero into a wall before getting mugged by a prostitute as they staggered home.I'm shocked they're alive.
Ed:huh.they've got a few-ture those two.

by Muriuki July 13, 2010

dirty ture

when you beat your meat so hard you get paralyzed from
the waist down and now you have to use a dickpump and viagra to get hard

did you hear about the brown haired skinny kid in our class?

yeah? didn’t he get a dirty ture?

by BBCzaddy69~xxx January 18, 2023

Taper-ture

The look of a precisely faded taper haircut. After a sharp line up!

(Low taper, mid taper/temple taper or high taper fade)

Check the taper-ture on that fade bwoy!

by Drixx October 23, 2020

Turing house

A shit school in West London where their strict about every rule and it consists of posh kids who think their bad because they saw a council estate.

Person 1: Rah are you moving to Turing house?

Person 2: Yea g Turing house is so badman

by Germanman12 July 20, 2023

nu-ture

A hybrid of the words "nature" and "nurture", signifying an understanding of human behaviour based on both, and an appreciation of the complex inter-relationship of both concepts.

"Criminal tendencies? Well that's his nu-ture..."

by dualist September 11, 2004

text-ture

derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand

Q: You still hear from Fay?

A: Yeah, man she won't leave me alone; it's hellish
text-ture...

by JPnEB October 16, 2008