Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.
Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.
Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"
Frank: "How did you know?"
Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."
Frank: "I love you".
Graham: "What?"
Frank: "Nothing".
Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"
Frank: "How did you know?"
Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."
Frank: "I love you".
Graham: "What?"
Frank: "Nothing".
by Shombray5000 January 18, 2015
Get the Turdsworth mug.The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.
Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
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by jonesberger October 6, 2018
Get the turdstring mug.A racing video game for ps2 with over 600 cars, over 60 tracks, and some ridiculously long endurance races.
by 5'11"Racer September 25, 2006
Get the Gran Turismo 4 mug.The slash pairing of Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork from The Monkees. Torksmith is often written about in the form of slash fiction.
Person 1: "Did you get that link to that sexy Torksmith story I sent you?"
Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."
Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."
by Psychedelic Dreamer February 9, 2014
Get the Torksmith mug.The Turds of Poseidon is a prank to save for the most terrible of offenders, much like the Upper Decker.
You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)
Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.
Good luck, and use responsibly.
You take raw, uncooked shrimp, and find ways to hide them in places the target will not be able to discover. For obvious reasons, this is a difficult prank to execute as you need unfettered access to their living space, no witnesses, and perhaps a small multi-tool (for opening and closing air vents and whatnot)
Air vents, underneath toilet tanks, under sinks, hidden in cushions, bedding, curtain poles, the sky's the limit. Use you imagination. Remember, the goal is for them to NEVER be found, thus ensuring maximum stink.
Good luck, and use responsibly.
Prima was furious at Secunda for fucking his bitch. Little did Secunda suspect, that Prima had a key to Secunda's apartment.
Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.
He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
Vengeance would be his! For he had a weapon few dared use. It's power, foul. It's use, forbidden. It's stench, legendary.
He would unleash... The Turds of Poseidon!
by Frank Marlowe January 26, 2014
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