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Tunnel Funnel

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.
Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.
by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020
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Truffle Tunnel

The man bent over and spread his cheeks, for his wife to peg his Truffle Tunnel.
by FrozenCumNugget April 27, 2015
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Beerpal-tunnel syndrome

a medical condition that affects your dominant drinking arm
He's drinking with his left hand because his right arm has beerpal-tunnel syndrome
by jonesberger October 8, 2018
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reality tunnel

a myopic system of thoughts laid down by past experience, shaped by parents, culture, society, institutions, conditioning and any other re-imprinting techniques one discovers - to guide the human biosystem through his/her environment.
most people seem to go through their reality tunnel without ever questioning what is outside it and who built it, and what other choices there are as far as models/contructs go.
by nocturnal February 8, 2007
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tune out

to ignore someone by playing music really loudly, while they are talking, to cover up the sound of their voice.

best when used during nagging sessions by parents, significant others, or just to ignore some annoying schmo.
Oh no, mom's nagging at me again..time to tune out.. *blares ipod*
*mom continues her rant unheard*
by $Lonnie F Baby$ August 22, 2010
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tunes disease

a disease sufferd by people who simply can't stop groovin'.

many times these people will be seen dancing and groovin' as they were at a Dead show. However, there is no music playing.
Did you see that hippie? He's dancing so hard he must have tunes disease.
by axlisgod1 February 22, 2011
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Looney tunes

Chugz: What's all the fuzz about Rah dog?
Shanker: His friend K-man was literally on fire, and he tried to put it out the fire with a screwdriver....
Chugz: That's Looney tunes for ya!
by The Real Chugz July 9, 2009
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