planting tulips

the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)

I've heard she's great at planting tulips.

by killer September 16, 2003

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tulip

A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.

Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.

Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?"
Guy 2: "Quite a bit."
Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

by Rep August 24, 2004

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Tulips ON DEEZ NUTZ

B: Tulips are nice aren't they?
G: Indeed.
B: TWO LIPS ON DEEZ NUTS

by Chong69420 April 15, 2020

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Mr.Tuliptoes

A cat who was once a bad ass alley cat but had a terrible head injury and has been "special" ever since.

He was stuffed in a box and taken to the vet. He came home with staples in his head and stitches where his balls used to be.

"That cat just ate a hornet."
'That's Mr.Tuliptoes. He can't help it, he's "special".'

by DandiAndi June 18, 2009

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Tulipper

A girl who has enough money for one drink, and two lips for the rest of the drinks. Talents include being able to work the crowd for additional drinks and spotting the optimal "tulippee".

see "Bitch Weasle"

Look at that tulipper in the short skirt tulipping my man!!!

by rivahrunnah September 30, 2009

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