Tubbs and Crockett

Cocaine.

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?

by Yabels September 10, 2010

mezzo-tubs

a girl who remains fairly attractive despite blatantly concealing a spare tyre beneath her artfully draped clothing

Fred: What do you think of that danish chick?

George: Well, she's clearly mezzo-tubs, but i still would... nice eyes... great rack.

by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 19, 2007

Pulling Tubes

To smoke from a tobacco water-filtration unit

Nothing I like better after a hard day of work than sitting around the house pulling tubes.

by Derek Wohlust May 19, 2003

Blue Tubes

The female version of blue balls. When a woman is interrupted during coitus and is not allowed to finish, she gets a burning sensation in her fallopian tubes that feels as if she's trying to queef a fireball.

Peach: Mario, why do you always stop in the middle of sex? Youre giving me blue tubes.
Mario: Peacha! I gotta getta da coins! Imma so sorry...
Peach: Well sorry doesn't cut it, I feel like a fireball is coming out of my vagina
Mario: Sounds likea you gotta da fireflower!
Peach: You are an idiot Mario. Im going to go find Luigi.....

by gbabyawesome July 6, 2011

series of tubes

The Interweb.

See also: not a big truck.

The Internet isn't something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck! It's a series of tubes!

by Lady Aura August 24, 2006

TubeSteak

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

pull tubes

to smoke from a tube shaped bong or waterpipe

We always pull tubes at 4:20, right after class.

by finder_error September 17, 2002