Towlie

someone who upon entering the gym does gratoutus amounts of curls, does unnecesary workouts on squat racks, benches, olympic workout stations and constantly stares at himself in the mirror after every work out. These douche bags have the tendency to leave their toweles on machinery around the gym expecting that no one will use them even though they themeselves are doing other work outs

innocent bystander: begins to to set up the olympic station for some deadlifts

Towlie: "Hey man what are you doing? can't you see my towel was here? Did you move it!?"

Innocent bystander: "sorry bro ive only noticed that no ones been using the station for the past 5 minutes and i seen that you were doing arm curls"

Towlie: "So what if i am, im still using this station for my shoulder raises"

Innocent bystander: alright man i'll wait 'til you finish (who does shoulder raises at an olympic workout station meant for power cleans and dead lifts)"

by odoylerulez November 7, 2010

towlu

An angel with a small dick and awfully hideous balls. Also horny for Saldana P.S. a midget.

You are a towlu.

by BananaVHGRx13 September 13, 2020

Ttwlg

it means this the way life goes

what ya listening to?

me : ttwlg

by ##</\> April 7, 2022

Towlie McHeadscarf

A description/insult of someone from the middle-east. Towlie McHeadscarf describes the person by the headdress they wear.

1) "Did you see that Towlie waving an AK47 next to a picture of a dead relative?"

2) "Oh no, Towlies on the news again!"

by Troll November 29, 2004

towl

a piece of absorbent cloth or paper used for wiping or drying, commonly mispelt as "towel".

please go and fetch that towl so i can dry myself.

by a very important professor February 18, 2003

towlee

The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towlee is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.

"where's towlee?! He's the king of getting high."

by Fluffpuff May 11, 2016

Tbowl

To have an insane amount of message board posts on GameRankings

TBowl has tbowl on GameRankings.

by CapnCrunch311 September 3, 2003