Tongan

The pacific islanders of the South Pacific Islands of Tonga. Tonga is known as the "Friendly Islands" which is in between New Zealand and and third away from Hawai'i. The Tongan people are known for their unique culture which includes dancing, clothing, and various sorts of delicious food. But the Tongan culture is mainly based on Respect. They believe the elders and the women should be treated with respect. They also greet visitors hoping to befriend them.

Tongans are perceived as the "bad kids". The ones who would start fights in

schools, pull out guns or any kind of weapon to fight. But these are all not true. Tongans are the friendliest group of people you'll ever meet throughout this whole world. They are not just some wild savages, here to just destroy things. I myself am a TONGAN! AND I AM SURE DAMN PROUD TO BE ONE! STOP PERCEIVING TONGANS AND OTHER POLYNESIANS AS BAD PEOPLE! Plus just don't be jealous you weren't born into the awesome life of a TONGAN FAMILY!

MATE MA'A TONGA!!OFA LAHI ATU TONGA!💯💯💯💯💯💯👌👊👊👏

by ThatTonganKid104 December 13, 2014

tongan

big polynesian dudes, that will take over at your party and take your keg.

- every time I see a keg at Shorview park , I know someones party was crashed and their keg was taken.

by maze January 5, 2004

Tongan

The coolest race on earth, they could kick anyones butt and know how to party. They are a very proud people because they are the only islanders never to be conquered or colonized by foreigners although they have done much conquering themselves. Tongans are naturally strong and good at sports like rugby but can be fat and lazy when influenced in a negative way, but at the end of the day a tongan could destroy you without effort.

Guy #1: Wow dude, you are so cool! You must be tongan!
Tongan: You know it, we the coolest out there.

by TCG rules July 6, 2011

Thongage

A restaurant charge incurred by wearing inappropriate footwear to dine. (in Australia thongs=flip flops). Coined by eccentric and controversial Northern Territory restaurateur John Hugh Spellman; who was sick of trying to enforce a dress code in his upmarket Bistro. The charge was put into place in early 2011, days later- after a employee sent a photo of the warning hanging in the front door the story went viral around Australia and the world, with varying responses.

That darned Spellman got me with the 'Thongage' charge again! I guess I'll have to remember to wear shoes next time!

by dboyNT August 26, 2012

toongalaboongaladoons

Absolutely massive honkers. If you don’t get a raging erection after seeing a pair of these you are either gay or have ED.

Your mom has some toongalaboongaladoons.

by Sexy imposter December 1, 2021

Thongachoda

Literal meaning of thonga is paper bag. Thongachoda is a person who dreams of fucking a real pussy but can only afford a thonga.

Basically a person who fucks a paper bag(thonga).

Areh oi Sougoto ta ekebare thongachoda or ta abar keu chusbe naki?( That Sougoto is such a thongachoda, not a single chick will suck his dick.)
Or,
Rahul: Bro where were you last night?
Sougoto: Was jerking off infront of your mom's picture ;)
Rahul: Shala thongachoda tor maire sudi!!(I'll fuck your mom you thongachoda!!)

by CumInYoMum July 26, 2023

Paho Tsanga

A combination of a wet rat and being the soggy biscuit of 15 Fijian giants.
A Paho Tsanga is a rare mammal that is usually found in the southern hemisphere, pick pocketing and scamming people of his own kind. A Paho Tsanga represents a bald cunt fart that nobody trusts, the type that spits out a smegma type gelato when squeezed. The wet rat cannot fight, with a black belt the equivalent of a participation trophy at primary school of downies.

“Who bummed who?” Not sure buddy- ask a Paho Tsanga!” Careful though, it may steal whilst you’re not looking”

by shitcunteddie November 6, 2022