Your Mothers Twappas

The long dangly things between your mothers legs.

Lee: Where were you last night Ryan?

Ryan: Ehh, I was playing with your mothers twappas

by Wild wiggs May 11, 2006

Tappahannock Tea Party

An extremely complicated and thorough procedure which is generally used for entertainment purposes in Virginia. First, one (male) shaves his anal and grundle hairs into a glass of hot, steaming water. The perp then takes said glass, throws it in the face of a woman, preferably a hooker, which temporarily blinds her. As she is screaming in pain, covered in pube shavings, the glass must be broken on her head. The resulting mixture of trimmings, blood, spit, and broken spirit is "Tappahannock Tea".

Ryzza: Is she from out of town?

Teesge: Yea I think so. She's pretty cute.

Ryzza: Lets get the van and give her a Tappahannock Tea Party under the bridge.

Teesge: Let me finish my Zima.

by Binkieman777 October 10, 2007

Tappahannock

Small rural town 45 miles northeast of Richmond, Virginia. The town is on the banks of the Rappahannock river. The word Tappahannock is Native American for ''land on the rising and falling water''. First discovered by Captain John Smith who named the town but was fiercely driven back to his ship by the hostile tribe.

Jason is from Tappahannock Virginia.

by lost1o4 January 6, 2011

Alpha Tappa Kegga

A bunch of cock suckers that like to fuck each other up the ass

I was going to join a frat but then I did not want to be a Alpha Tappa Kegga

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

tappable

Woman with a cooter worth injecting. Face matters not, pussy has none.

"Yeah, Megan ain't the best looking. Fine ass though."

"Tappable."

"Indeed.

by murphy December 21, 2003

Tappable

Able to be tapped

Tapped "Tap that ass" - Sexy

"I Declare Thee : Tappable!"

"That is, indeed, a tappable woman!"

"Look at the guy, he's totally tappable!"

by Omega Jimes June 25, 2006

Omega Tappa Pi

Omega Tappa Pi was founded by a elite group of military Marines and Sailors in the small city of Augusta Georgia circa 2003. The founding fathers Andy Duhon, Brett Cox, Aaron Jansen and Josh Liston had one thing in mind when they founded the first Chapter of OTP, gather fine southern Gentlemen and give them a place to drink a little whiskey and raise some hell.( by a little I mean mass amounts of whiskey, and enough hell the devil felt ashamed) From 2003-2006 also known as the golden years of OTP, the group could not be stopped. They had a party budget as long as the Mississippi and enough cops under their payroll that not a worry crossed their mind.
Tragedy hit Omega Tappa Pi like Katrina hit the Po black folks of New Orleans, details can not be disclosed until the courts make their final verdict but what I can tell you is, founding Father Duhon went off to Ohio State, Father Liston to San Diego State, Father Cox Bahrain. Father Jansen went on a heroic beer run and has not been found to this day, some like to believe he hit that shell station and just kept going, others think well who cars what they think!
Where is Omega Tappa Pi now, Father Duhon has reinstated a chapter at The University of Ohio State, but due to the watchful eyes of President Karen Holbrook and the FBI it was forced to become the Secret Order Of Omega Tappa PI. Have no fear though, a secret this could can not stay underground long.

Dude 1: Hey U hear what Omega Tappa Pi did!
Dude 2: Yeah man, no eyebrows fucking crazy

Random Hero: I heard You have to kill somebody for them to even thing about joining Omega Tappa Pi.

Brig Gen. of The USMC: No marine will be allowed within forty feet of Petty Officer Duhon's Home.

by Jeezy Duhonjevich July 14, 2006