Turkish Tripod

When one participant gets in a tripod position (upside down on your hands and head with knees touching your elbows), while the other participant squats directly above the individual in the tripod position and poops directly into the other persons anus.

"Wow, that turkish tripod I received last night was incredible!"

by halo8u December 10, 2014

tripod

A man whose penis is so large, that it resembles a third leg, resembling a tripod. A less extreme version of Second Torso.

Damn, that guy was a goddamn tripod! I won't be able to sit down for a month!

by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan February 11, 2006

Tripod Poop

v: The act of standing on your hands and head upside down and pooping downward on yourself.

n: A poop taken in the tripod position.

Saul Stein: "Yo dude what you up to tonight?"

Terr: "Aww bro I got big plans after I finish stocking the milk. I gonna go take a tripod poop back at my place!"

Saul Stein: "Sick nasty dude, that sounds mad ill. That's gonna be a shit show! Get'cha popcorn ready."

Terr: "Fuck you Gumby!"

by Justin Xsen December 6, 2010

Trypophobia

A fear of clusters of holes. 57% of all tumblr users claim to have this fear.

Tumblr user: I saw a wasp's nest and I started hyperventilating because holes are so scary!!!

Tumblr user 2: OMG, you have trypophobia too?! So do I!

Tumblr user 3: Nobody understands me and I'm so alone!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one!

Tumblr user 4: Remember everyone, tag your posts with a trigger warning if there are holes mentioned!

by please no September 5, 2012

Tripod

A group of 3 best friends that have practically grown up together. And they can't survive without the other, same as a the actual tripod, which would collapse if one leg goes missing...

CHANT: Tripod, Tripod, Tripod JA, Tripod JA, Tripod , WOOOOOOO!

by Badgerette December 9, 2008

Trypophilism

Sartre said that the world is a kingdom of holes, that being itself is complete & consciousness creates a hole in being. Existence is, in essence, a tryposcape. Trypophilism is the philosophy/religion/school of art inspired by this premise.

She practices trypophilism; she is a practicing trypophilist.

by trypophilism December 17, 2021

Trypophobia

"look at me, I am so rare I have trypophobia!"
No one gives a fuck, of course things that look like aids make you feel uncomfortable, no-one likes the look of decomposing, pulsating genital herpes.

"I am such a unique snowflake, I have Trypophobia"
*punches throat*

by clusterfuckington December 4, 2012