truntling

One who is sure that an unquestioning acceptance of every tweet churned out by Donald Trump is the best way of dealing with his feelings of disgruntlement in a world that is quickly passing him by.

If you are convinced there are 120,000 uncounted ballots stowed in the janitor's closet at Planned Parenthood, then you just may be a truntling.

by Ribaldo Audace January 4, 2021

Tunneling

A behavioral pattern found in markets where the price of product stays in-between a given ranger for an extended period of time. When graphed one can see price bouncing between two almost physical barriers, causing the trend to go sideways. This behavior has claimed the lives of many traders' accounts and has caused thousands of people to go on tilt. Do not fall the trap of tunneling.

Person 1 - How was trading JPY today?
Person 2 - I might as well have rolled a Rari.
Person 1- oh?

Person 2 - Fuckin' tunneling
Person 1 - Fuckin' tunneling

by Ranch_Meee_Investigate_311 September 9, 2021

Tunneling

When a joint is burning/lit unevenly

Damn, the joint is tunneling

by averagestoner May 7, 2023

wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).

Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.

by Mary Pickford December 19, 2007

Carpal Tunilingus

The hand/wrist ache you get when going down on a girl and fingering her for a long time.

Man, Becky's on antidepressants I was rubbing her G spot and sucking her bean for like 20 minutes until I developed carpal tunilingus

by #1WomanRespecter#1 March 3, 2022

Captain & Tunneling

The act of tunneling someone while you have your foot up on a barrel of rum

"We finished the latest episode of Night Court, and before the credits finished rolling, he had already started to captain and tunnel me."

"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"

by NirnrootSandwich January 14, 2023

Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.

Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.

by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025