spunk trunks

The pants every male owns that he wears solely around the house and never washes and they have a conspicuous crusty stain somewhere on the front that is the result of misplaced ejaculants which occured some weeks or months before and now just hangs on for the ride.

had on me spunk trunks and my mates girlfriend showed up and I had to do the old "place different random objects over my crotch area to cover my spunk" trick, worked like a charm

by boners mcgee 2 February 23, 2011

dump trunks

Loose, thread-bare fabric sagging in the seat of one's shorts that jostles about like one took a dump in their trunks. Occurs mostly to folks with odd-shaped bods and who believe shorts don't need washing as often as other garments. Will usually smell like bus seat and fecal grease in affected region.

"Connor can't get the smell of skid marks out of his mouth since he bit into Perry's filthy dump trunks."

by Fauxby K February 21, 2020

taking on Trunks with one finger

Doing something seemingly difficult with exceeding ease.

"Oh, how was the competition the other day?" "Well the big hunny was easily dodging the main hunny". "Like taking on trunks with one finger?" "Yeah!"

by CherTheWealth November 19, 2016

caked their trunks

To back out of a stressful situation.

A few newbies were planning on surfing but saw that the waves were massive. A passerby on the beach came by and asking if they were going to surf, then a "friend" of the newbie surfers said "these two caked their trunks the second they saw the waves."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

dump your trunks

To expel raw sewage into ones pants due to surprise, shock or disgust.

Surprise: When I realized Clarence was a girl, I almost dumped my trunks.

Disgust: When that new Avril Lavigne song came out on the radio, I pretty much dumped my trunks.

"Oh crap. I'm going to dump your trunks."

by Bobby Bobbinson May 3, 2008

tree-trunks

Also known as a kankle. When your leg and foot meld into one.

Look at those tree-trunks

by Thomas Caffrey June 21, 2004

tree trunks

A man with arms the size of tree trunks!

"Dude, that trainers arms are the size of tree trunks!"

by AGenius June 7, 2009