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Trumpalumpa 

A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.
"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."
Trumpalumpa by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018
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Frumpalump 

When an old frumpy person humps a tree and They scream so loud China can hear.. or if they're in china, America can hear :)
Me: LOOK AT THAT FRUMPALUMP BY THE WILLOW!
You: Uhhh... That's an old guy humping a tree....
Frumpalump by MMNNEEEEHHHH October 25, 2010

trumpumped 

Occurs when sexual relations occur between two consenting people
Person 1 "Wow I got trumpumped last night"
Person 2 "How so ?"
Person 3 "Well I thought no way your getting in, but they did anyway"
trumpumped by HitHChris May 9, 2017

Trumfalump 

elephant; a fairly attractive woman whose weight is off the scale. With thighs as thick as a red wood tree and a booty you could mistake for two bean bags.
Brad: hey does anyone hear a low rumbling?
Mike: yeah I kinda do! What is that?
Brad: sounds like a parade of elephants!
*Group of fat women appear*
Brad: oh here come the trumfalump s
Trumfalump by Gabe_itch October 30, 2019

Trumpadump 

The act of unfriending somebody on Facebook because they don't despise Donald Trump as much as you think they should.

This act is almost exclusively practiced by self proclaimed "woke" and "progressive" individuals with critically high levels of TDS, and dangerously low levels of conclusions and thoughts formed by themselves. They are also known to believe mainstream media/press without question, and think Rachel Maddow is a quality journalist.
"If you don't hate Trump, you get dumped! Trumpadump!"
"If you vote Trump, you're getting Trumpadumped"
Trumpadump by LibKiller October 13, 2020

Trumpdump 

A property owned or licenced under the name of Donald J Trump.
Played golf at Mar-A-Largo and itthe hotel was infested. What a trumpdump.
Trumpdump by Wixie2020 May 3, 2020

Grumpalump 

A great name for a chat with non toxic friends... ppl who u connect with... it’s also nice to use when u want to be friends with ppl and want a gc name to make things less awkward
Grumpalump is the best random group chat name
Grumpalump by Shoyo hinata February 4, 2021