Poop trampoline

When feces unexplainably ends up on the wall next to you.

There must have been some kind of miscue and the poop hit the mini "poop trampoline" that was lying on the floor in the bathroom.

by kurupt2164 the greatest October 9, 2008

Russian Trampoline

A sex game in which the 'server' inserts an ice cube into their asshole and then forcefully expels the projectile directly into their partner's mouth. The partner then returns fire, shooting the ice cube out of their mouth and back into the asshole. This back and forth volley continues until there is an unsuccessful ice cube reception, uncatchable pass, or the ice cube simply melts to the point it becomes unusable.

Made famous by the 2014 Sochi Olympic Village.

Guy 1: "Man, I came home last night and caught my roommate and his friend playing the damn Russian Trampoline again. I'm getting sick of this shit! There's never any ice left in the tray when I get home!"

Guy 2: "Don't knock it till you've tried it bro."

by Coolsexguy420boner February 23, 2014

Trampoline Whore

These girls are very, very rare. They will ride on top of their partner for extended periods of time, and will only stop when the male gives her permission to stop. Ironically the word tramp is used in the description of the word.
Normally found on the South coast of England.

William: It was my lucky night last night, I met a cracking blonde and it turned out she was a "Trampoline Whore"!
Gregg: You lucky Bastard, I thought those girls were just a myth, like the boomerang whore or the slut bunny.
William: Well I'm not a liar, she rode me all night and only stopped when I told her To make me a bacon butty.

by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006

Trumplies

Trumplies is when Donald trump chats utter shit just to become president.

HillBilly #1 - What the hell dude Trump said he was gunna get rid of all of the muslims in USA and he now says he isnt!
HillBilly #2 - What dude? He lied? the fuck he just trumplies

by Will Wheatley January 22, 2017

The Trampoline

Where you extend the foreskin of your nutsack to form a "trampoline" and you bounce your penis off it creating the effect of a trampoline.

Guy 1: Hey dude, check this out
Guy 2: Ohhhh man... wtf
Guy 3: THE TRAMPOLINE!

by Weak Saucer November 29, 2007

Trampoline Toe

When you mess up your toe while jumping on a trampoline. This could include stubbing, spraining, or hyperextending your toe. Extremely painful and lasts for months before going away.

"Man I've only been working at Xtreme Trampolines for 2 days and I already have trampoline toe" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1

by Allen Jordan December 2, 2010

mormon trampoline party

A party that involves Mormons and trampolines.

Sean's Mormon trampoline party was really fun.

Yes, those Mormons really know how to jump!

by ericstaunlich April 22, 2019