toilette roulette

One thinks they may get diarrhea after eating at restaurants such as Taco Bell, or McDonalds. Chance of diarrhea is 50%.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten McDonalds. I always get toilette roulette from there.

by Dave_Coulier May 7, 2010

Davidoff Eau de Toilette

After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.

valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'

by perfumedave January 25, 2014

Toiletters

WC are the letters that point out the lavatory.

The toiletters WC are less explicit than the words MEN / WOMEN

by Guyde November 19, 2016

triplette

To err so egregiously when interpreting the rules of a sporting event as to make one feel reminiscent of a referee who did not understand the basic rules of the game.

The side judge at the NFC Championship really tripletted that defensive pass interference call.

by Pereirastroika January 22, 2019

Toilette Papyrus

The superior of Toilet Paper and used to describe what Toilet Paper Hoarders think of it, especially in the Covid-19 times.

Guy 1: I want to buy some toilet paper because I'm actually out of it and I really need some more
Guy 2: You ain't touching my Toilette Papyrus!!

by Kitkatmeowzie April 2, 2020

TORYETTES

The overwhelming urge to shout expletives wherever a Tory speaks.

My toryettes kicked in on the last pm's question time, I shouted fuck off and die you bumbling cockwomble at the TV.

by StormyTeez September 4, 2022

Toiletten

Going for number 2

Where did he go? He is Toiletten

by Bryan Seedamm February 14, 2023