Girls that apply foundation, eyeliner, lipstick or other facial cosmetics to the extremeties that make it look as if applied by a masonry trowel, and that are also very annoying and fake.
by casa de awesome August 25, 2009
Get the trowel bitch mug.A homeless man (hobo) originating from the English town of Trowbridge, which is well known for it's high levels of inbreeding, bestiality and violence. Can be used as either a general insult or to specifically label somebody as being either inbred or a citizen of Trowbridge.
1:'Oh my God, Dave got drunk and had sex with himself! How inbred can you get?'
2:'I know, what a trowbo.'
1: 'I like bumming animals.'
2: 'You scummy trowbo!'
2:'I know, what a trowbo.'
1: 'I like bumming animals.'
2: 'You scummy trowbo!'
by Ketamin Kev April 7, 2011
Get the trowbo mug.1) The combination of a troll and a clown.
2) Someone who pesters you 24/7.
3)Someone very loud and annoying.
2) Someone who pesters you 24/7.
3)Someone very loud and annoying.
You TROWN. If you would've pushed me down the stairs I would've MURDERED you in your SLEEP!
NO NO NO. YOU YOU YOU. You TROWN!
Stop trowning me!
NO NO NO. YOU YOU YOU. You TROWN!
Stop trowning me!
by STOPTROWNS2017 October 17, 2017
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"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.
by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008
Get the bowel trowel mug.Example one: 'I'm trowsy...I mean I'm tipsy and drowsy'
Example two: 'I'm trowsy. Mush my eyebrows.'
Example three:
Person 1: 'what's this feeling that I'm having?'
Person 2: 'maybe you love me?'
Person 1: 'nah I'm a bit tired and a little bit drunk?'
Person 2: 'you're totally trowsy!'
Example two: 'I'm trowsy. Mush my eyebrows.'
Example three:
Person 1: 'what's this feeling that I'm having?'
Person 2: 'maybe you love me?'
Person 1: 'nah I'm a bit tired and a little bit drunk?'
Person 2: 'you're totally trowsy!'
by Trowsy January 22, 2015
Get the trowsy mug.Known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. Colors vary from pink to black. It's fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)
It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.
It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.
Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
It usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the butt.
It's highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. Infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.
Some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
by CanadianLaughter May 14, 2010
Get the Trowser Snake mug.trowling - squatting above a person's face promoting presentation of one's genitalia in attempt to "bait," or entice, the person with one's male genitalia or one's loose female external genitalia
trowl (verb) - archaic form of troll - to entice fish with bait
trowl (verb) - archaic form of troll - to entice fish with bait
"This is called 'trowling'. Unusual? Undoubtedly. Unsanitary? Oh heck yeah. But! It's the kind of compromise that keeps a marriage healthy. Any questions?" - Cherri Wolf, Stangers with Candy (season 2, episode 7)
by Bitch You Heard It!!! November 16, 2013
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