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Troll Strolling

When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.
"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."
by The OG Edward 40 hands November 10, 2021
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Troll Sodomizer

Someone, usually a member of an online forum, who trolls the trolls in order to run them off the infested website/forum and keep the place clean.
- Dayumn this place is unbearable! You can't have a mature discussion anymore.
- You are right, we are desperately in need of a Troll Sodomizer!
by Mas Swagengen October 18, 2011
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Wishing Troll Syndrome

The condition most noticeable towards the end of swim season in which ones hair becomes excessively dry, crappy, dead, and occasionally green, and can be made to stand straight up like a wishing troll. The only know cures are shaving and a buttload of conditioner, and can help be prevented by using a swim cap and tons of anti-chlorine shampoo and conditioner.
Dude what did you do to your hair?" "I didn't use a swim cap or take care of my hair all swim season, and now i have wishing troll syndrome.
by dangerhutch December 2, 2010
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Troll Slap

A male Troll taking off his cloths and slapping you in the face with his genitals.
"I got a troll slap from him and it was great"
by Chad Goodworth January 4, 2008
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dirty troll sex

EWWW, it smells like DIRTY TROLL SEX in here!
by Erin November 2, 2004
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troll song

A Troll Song is one that is requested in public forums like live chat rooms or live streams online that is meant to deter from the chat topic. It is meant as a joke of sorts (like a prank) to distract chatters and viewers of such live streaming experiences from the broadcaster. Troll songs may be those like "parodies" or songs made specifically to be derpy in nature or just plain stupid songs.
"That kid requested a Troll Song to interrupt the online stream and cause viewers to see his prank instead of watch the broadcast."
by CommonSenseTeach February 15, 2015
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Troll Staff

A linear brown fecal stain, produced when an unclean anus comes into contact with a (usually fabric) surface.

Much like a shit-stain or skid-mark, but the troll staff gains its name from the fact that it looks like a little brown stick that a troll could use.
Dont sit on the bed without wiping your arse first Jeeves, we don't want another troll staff.
by GeordieLover August 10, 2010
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